One can olives (the regular size can. I'd go downstairs and get one and see how many ounces there are but I'm lazy, sitting on the lawn swings as I write, and can't be bothered).
2 cloves garlic, minced
1-4 Tbs. Olive oil
Drain one can olives and put in food processor or blender with two cloves minced garlic and 1 to 4 Tablespoons olive oil. Process until olives are very finely chopped. Serve with Melba Toast or French bread